people outside of alaska:
i do not live in arkansas. the abbreviation for that state is AR. AL is for alabama. AK is alaska. yes, i’m sure.

people inside of alaska:
i did not grow up in new jersey. just because new hampshire also has a “new” in front of it and it’s not new york or new mexico, does not make it new jersey. you are only proving yourself a bad listener and insulting me. no offense, jersey. we’re different, am i right?

eastern canadians:
the yukon is not part of alaska. it’s a territory in your own country.

alaska is bigger and better and more independent than you.

thank you for your time.